To all those who are non-techie like Mr Singh

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some
problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'Start' but there is no 'Stop' button. We request
you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 'Re-scooter' is available in system? I
find only 'Re-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this 'find' button,
but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learn 'Microsoft Word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one
icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining
items?

6.. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not
even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use
the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past
Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide
'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after
my office hours.

Regards,
Blasah Singh


P.S.
Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is GATES but
you are selling WINDOWS?